The afterlife is officially cool with the new addition of awesome artists, fantastic shows, and colorful people.
There’s Amy Winehouse on vocals. And yes, she can still go to rehab in the new Bette Ford Clinic- Cloud 9 Retreat. Heaven’s chief modista since 1997, Gianni Versace, has acquired new celebrity clients, which includes Elizabeth Taylor and Zsa Zsa Gabor. The two were spotted wearing a layered cardigan by Versace at St. Peter’s Walk with Butler Michael Gough in tow.
There’s a new Naked Gun showing in heaven starring of course Leslie Nielsen, Ryan Dunn, Randy Savage, Frances Bay, and Pacquito Diaz.
Heaven welcomes its new set of angels: Andy Whitfield, Mia Amber Davis, and John Apacible. Rumor has it that they are on a Jack Lalanne Power Juicer Diet.
There’s a new show in a heaven.
And a new movie as well.
Guests for The Oprah Winfrey Show (season 1, episodes 1-5) includes Steve Jobs, Filipino singer RJ Rosales, a tell all by Angelo Reyes back to back with Charice’s father, and Kim Jong Il via satellite to a place that shouldn’t be named.
On a more personal note, let’s bid farewell and say our prayers to family and friends; Coach Ding Mendoza and his father, AJ Perez of LSGH Search-In Circle 150, Paolo Lamata, Tito Tito, and Papa Condring.
… and don’t forget to write them a testimonial in Friendster. Thanks for everything and we miss you na!