Review: That Bench Perfume

I’ve been looking for an inexpensive, everyday, classic, and unique perfume like Azul pour homme et femme by Baby Johnson and there’s no way I’m wasting a 4k bottle of Jo Malone’s Nectarine Blossom & Honey combined with Blue Agave & Cacao while I ride the BART MRT. Paris Hilton for Men (Don’t judge, it’s mabango.) has finally come to an end. Clinique Happy, Davidoff Cool Water, Bvlgari BLV, and Dior Fahrenheit will always be close to our hearts no matter what. So the journey continues for that cheap scent until THIS:


Currently loving liking this perfume for men. Seriously!

I can’t say the name since I cringe at the very thought of even spritzing it. But nevertheless, it smells mabango. Addicting even. I just need a little getting used to believing that I’ve found an everyday scent in this place and in this perfume.

Top note reminds you of watermelon, innocence, and virginity. Second note consists of words such as fresh, clean, simple, crisp, and kapuso. And finally, the base note is Php398 a bottle with two (2) hours staying power. You can’t go wrong with that, just don’t say the name.

To find it, go to Bench. Yes! BENCH. Don’t get me wrong; their Clay Doh Lite is classic guy essential. We loved their Bubble Gum and Atlantis back in 1999. And I’m sure balls that you’re going to love this little green bottle of sweet cheapness too. Just don’t say the name. It’s our little secret.

I wasn’t paid for this. Siguro for Joel Cruz, the Lord of Scents, pa! So what’s your everyday scent like? Don’t say the name if it’s cringe-worthy like mine.

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2 Responses to Review: That Bench Perfume

  1. Stalker says:

    Joem, I have a huge crush on you! Para akong nasa heaven kapag nakikita kita. Hmmmmmmm….

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