Update (2016 May 27): An Apology to Obar
If O Bar is your gay best friend, then O Bar is a type of friend na medyo mahilig lumandi. This type of gay friend is medyo nasty, pero funny nonetheless… borderline scandalous actually. He got more gay friends than girl friends. He probably works in a BPO somewhere in Ortigas. Shirt and jeans type of gay guy siya and uses AXE Deo Spray… sometimes naman Bench cologne like Bubblegum and Gutz. He’s straight acting, bargas, and with a slight pilantik sa little finger when drinking Red Horse or Tanduay Ice from the bottle. Speaking of pilantik ng finger, may klepto tendencies siya. I think idol niya si Wynona Ryder or Lucy Torres-Gomez. During Holy Week naman he goes to Galera for fun. He likes to watch Queer as Folk and those Filipino gay indie films like Bath House and Daybreak- nakakarelate kasi siya doon. By the way, hindi siya marunong mag-blend ng make-up or I think pinipilit niya na belonging siya sa lighter complexion. Inasal favorite food niya after a night out. He’s got many exes already and sometimes he calls or texts them up at 2:30 in the morning to say ‘What’s up?’ with a ‘;p’.
If Bed Bar is your gay best friend. Then Bed Bar is your super arte gay friend. This type of gay friend is medyo humahigh maintenance, pero tolerable naman. He likes being around with the girls because it makes him feel like a girl too! Although it doesn’t mean naman that he is girly or malamya, steady lang parang pepper spice. His work would probably be in marketing, finance, or design somewhere in Makati or Fort. He likes wearing long sleeves na naka-fold up to the elbows with matching metallic or leather bangle as accessory, classic yun Charriol. He can be straight acting to girly depending sa set of friends he is with. He likes drinking cocktails tapos he eats the cherry stem and tries to make a square knot out of it. He goes to Boracay for Holy Week or Silom District during Songkran. Favorite niya to watch Sex and the City, Gossip Girl, and Pretty Little Liars… feeling kasi niya siya si Charlotte York- Goldenblatt, pero suma-Samatha Jones siya ng patago. Standard North Park Lechon Macau food niya after a night out. Pihikan tong’ baklang toh kaya bihira mag-text ng, ‘What’s up?’ when the clock strikes at 2:30 in the morning… more like ‘Nice meeting you, see you around!’ with ‘: )’.
Bottomline, Obar is a call center agent for fun. Si Bed naman si arte gurl. Tapos, Distillery and Opus… pavirgin na beki with licking sa bottle before drinking.